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Bad_Johnny's picture
korea
Jun 2003
12 years ago

"The Bludgeoned Loaf"

Claws of death, beckon a knife
A rotting slut, forsaken by life
forsaken forever
Bludgeoned Loaf, steaming terror
a sacrifice to society
Admit thy sins

Raped from society
The bludgeoned loaf

Beckon thy doom,
you whore with gorilla schmegma
No moral commitment to life,
Embrace thy demise
Texas Pete drips,
Blood of Satan lives on the bludgeoned loaf
Bleak future arrives: it's time to die

Raped from society
The bludgeoned loaf

Bludgeoned loaf, Pipe
A threat to society
Demoralized by fear
Eat my ass, bludgeoned loaf
broiling C*nt
I need death
I'm f*ckin crunk, yeah I'm crunk

Satan, I love thee
Sign of the beast marked in vaginal grease
(2x)

dehumanized bludgeoned loaf

I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE HARMONY CENTRAL BANNED ME

wren_2's picture
Central VA
Feb 2004
1 year ago

I really like those lyrics, actually. They're good because they're so cliche death metal, but they're much less tongue-in-cheek then most death metal lyrics. I have the urge to sing them:D; if you want to record this and need a singer, I volunteer.

Very old stage rig

Mourn not the dead
that in the cool earth lie...
But rather mourn the apathetic throng
the cowed and the meek
Who see the world's great anguish
and its wrong and dare not speak.
- Ralph Chaplin

"All good people are asleep and dreaming..."

Clayton38's picture
Mos Eisley Cantina
Dec 2002
11 years ago

Its got everything... vaginal grease, loafs, rotting sluts, broiling cunts... great stuff.

My music:

www.soundclick.com/Clayton38

" When they fell out of the emptiness, they must have brought along... space's lonliness... space's lonliness"

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveways
I'm gay. I knew, the first time I saw Han Solo. Don't tell anyone.

Bad_Johnny's picture
korea
Jun 2003
12 years ago

Originally posted by wren
I really like those lyrics, actually. They're good because they're so cliche death metal, but they're much less tongue-in-cheek then most death metal lyrics. I have the urge to sing them:D; if you want to record this and need a singer, I volunteer.

Thanks. It's actually already been recorded and if I could post soundclips, I would.
My project is called the dehumanizing brutalizer machine, and what I do is actually make fun of death metal and all the subordinate styles that go along with it. I love death metal but it's so fun to make a joke out of it.

CHEERS

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msi-brat's picture
May 2003
8 years ago

brutal dude...... hehehe, my drummer is all about the death metal ****, i'm more of a grind/posthardcore kinda guy, but i'm open to alot of stuff....
check it!
*death growl*
shoot your mom in the face with a shotgun!
stab her in the stomach with a soldering iron!
pour battery acid in her soup and take her to seaworld!

friends don't let friends play krank

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? Why don't you support our troops?

Quote:

Originally posted by Greyskull
Hey, you there with the small amp and no volume - go mic yourself. *****. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bad_Johnny's picture
korea
Jun 2003
12 years ago

Originally posted by msi-brat

pour battery acid in her soup and take her to seaworld!

NICE.
:D

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VillageIdiot's picture
New Zealand
Nov 2002
7 years ago

Dude... what the f*ck is a loaf? I must be missing something.

I liked the vaginal grease part... well done.

Proud user of Godin, Gretsch, Lace Sensor and Hughes and Kettner.

Check out the geek rig diagram!

You can't dust for vomit.

Bad_Johnny's picture
korea
Jun 2003
12 years ago

OK, for the loaf question, I'll just have to explain the inspiration for the song.
Me and about 8 other people went to a steak house called The Lone Star. At steak houses they usually give you this big loaf of bread before your salad comes out. After we ate our steak we still had this loaf of bread sitting there so all of us decided to stick every single piece of silverware into it. Then I poured TEXAS PETE hot sauce on it to make it look like it got bludgeoned and it was bleeding to death.

I have no life.

:(

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sabbath181's picture
Massachusettes
Aug 2003
10 years ago

i didnt get the loaf part either i thought it was some kid of sex term id never heard of...ok nowi get it tho

cool lyrics dude

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