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EddieVanGeorge's picture
San Antonio, TX
Oct 2004
11 years ago

Check it out, this is my new song, "When Evil Strikes!" Honestly, it's supposed to be cheesy, so keep that it mind.

You're eating cereal,
a hand comes from the bowl,
pulls you into oblivion,
sucks you whole.
All you're feeling-total desecration.
The prize you got in your Cap'n Cruch was eternal damnation!

Always in the shadows,
Threatening your life,
You'll never be prepared,
When evil strikes!

You're playing golf and then your caddy becomes possessed,
He grabs a 9-iron and hits you in the head,
He made a hole in 1-side of your skull,
Now you're part of the flesh-eating, zombie occult!

Chorus

Evil takes many shapes and sizes,
never know what, when, or who,
That cow over there could just jump up and eat you!
You could be on the entrance ramp, getting on highway 10,
When aliens come and take you to the mothership!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Guitar solo

Chorus

-Jorge

EddieVanGeorge's picture
San Antonio, TX
Oct 2004
11 years ago

The "In the shadows" part is the chorus, and the "evil takes many shapes and sizes" part is the bridge, in case you didn't know or you were wondering.

-Jorge

Doomsday_Jesus's picture
Fargo, ND
Jan 2004
11 years ago

As far as I am concerned, any song that starts out like

Originally posted by EddieVanGeorge

You're eating cereal,
a hand comes from the bowl

is destined to be the next "Stairway to Heaven."

XColinaXMirthX's picture
East coast live
Dec 2004
11 years ago

ha..

Colina
Bring you're light over

angry_nerd_rock's picture
SEATTLE
Oct 2004
10 years ago

dude those were some sweet lyrics....very funny.

You kill the thoughts
If you kill the man
Only to find
His thoughts will rise again

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Fender Delux HH strat Guitar
Crate 20Watt
Fostex digital 8-track
Squire P-Series Bass