Check it out, this is my new song, "When Evil Strikes!" Honestly, it's supposed to be cheesy, so keep that it mind.
You're eating cereal,
a hand comes from the bowl,
pulls you into oblivion,
sucks you whole.
All you're feeling-total desecration.
The prize you got in your Cap'n Cruch was eternal damnation!
Always in the shadows,
Threatening your life,
You'll never be prepared,
When evil strikes!
You're playing golf and then your caddy becomes possessed,
He grabs a 9-iron and hits you in the head,
He made a hole in 1-side of your skull,
Now you're part of the flesh-eating, zombie occult!
Evil takes many shapes and sizes,
never know what, when, or who,
That cow over there could just jump up and eat you!
You could be on the entrance ramp, getting on highway 10,
When aliens come and take you to the mothership!