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asatbluesboy's picture
Brasil
Dec 2005
1 year ago

Behold da Songsmith!

If you really hate yourself, watch it 'til the end.

And yes, that is a MacBook covered in stickers.

What?

What the hell?
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What the ****?
100% (8 votes)
Total votes: 8

crew

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Originally posted by pop_n_fresh
The thought of EMGs on a Jag makes me vomit a little.

Originally posted by paradeblonde
Beep beeeep beeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP

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iaresee's picture
Here
Sep 2006
1 year ago

I think the Geto Boys said it best: Die mother****er, die mother****er, die!

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pheonix_15's picture
Reading, UK
Sep 2004
4 years ago

The thing is, I honestly can't work out if thats a joke or serious. Just when I think its a joke, I think "wait, this is exactly the kinda thing Microsoft would do!!"

Microsoft really aren't helping themselves here.......

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brokenbabyrobot's picture
Aug 2005
3 years ago

Is this what happens when people fail at life? :(

This + cookie monster vocals = the best thing ever. Seriously.

I'm seriously pooping while I'm typing this. I just wanted to share that with the GG community. I love you all. :)

pheonix_15's picture
Reading, UK
Sep 2004
4 years ago

Seriously though, was that video a joke??

My rig:
Squier CV Custom Tele/ Ibanez Jetking 2/ Japanese '88 Squier Telecaster

Zvex Wah Probe, Zvex Fuzz Probe, Zvex Ringtone, Boss TU2, EHX Small Stone.
Loop: Ibanez DE7, Line 6 Verbzilla, Line 6 DL4, DOD DFX9. Wired through a Loopmaster to keep them quiet!

Hughes and Kettner Statesman 50 Head
Hughes and Kettner Statesman 2x12 Cab

My Rig thread

Gear Blog

For Sale:
Tech 21 Sans Amp Tri Ac, Blackstar HT Drive, DOD Envelope Filter, Morely Power Wah. PM me if interested!

asatbluesboy's picture
Brasil
Dec 2005
1 year ago

Originally posted by _pheonix_
Seriously though, was that video a joke??

Unfortunately not.

crew

Quote:

Originally posted by pop_n_fresh
The thought of EMGs on a Jag makes me vomit a little.

Originally posted by paradeblonde
Beep beeeep beeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP

Selling BOSS FW-3. I live in Brazil, mind you, so prepare yourself for $30-ish for shipping and waiting. Local pickup available, along with beautiful beaches and cheap bitches.

firewalk13's picture
Cleveland, Ohio
Apr 2005
4 years ago

amazing. this is a must read:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/business/25digi.html?scp=1&sq=songsmith&st=cse

then go to youtube to see the wonderful wretchedness...

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Fuzzhead's picture
St. Louis, MO.
Jul 2006
4 years ago

Oh my. That's... that's really something there, Microsoft. 'A' for effort.

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ACultHero's picture
May 2004
9 months ago

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!! Did any of you guys check out the "related" videos where users fed the vocal tracks from real songs into Songsmith, with predictably skewed results?

If not, feast your ears:
The Police - Roxanne
Radiohead - Creep
Oasis - Wonderwall

And my personal favorite, which sounds like James Hetfield partnered up with the Human League:
Metallica - Enter Sandman

Phase_Cancelled's picture
Seattle
Jan 2005
7 years ago

i need mylanta. seriously, now regretting burrito. What would be laughable is the pile of people that will eventually spend their money on this, just like they spend money on the other obsolete things that m!crosoft makes.

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fat-robot's picture
Tacoma, WA
Aug 2005
2 years ago

This goes right past being funny into kinda pissing me off...